So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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