This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm too high and old for this...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
