rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
he just fucked me for my cheese.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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