I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Dicks are not precious.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
