I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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