was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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