you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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