Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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