Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Drunk is not a location!
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
