I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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