i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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