Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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