Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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