Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you would pick up someone in the library
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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