I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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