dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I know her cup size but not her name....
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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