so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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