How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Randomize
