it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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