Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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