The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I intend to get homeless drunk
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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