I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wish i was in the wii world.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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