You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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