When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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