I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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