dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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