The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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