Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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