So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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