How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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