Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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