We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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