what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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