some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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