If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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