she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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