Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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