NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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