____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The beer is more important than you right now.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
then he tried to convert me to islam
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
