so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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