I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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