So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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