i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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