butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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