Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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