dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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