Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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