Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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