I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize