I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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