can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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