I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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