fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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