I just made out with a guy for $7.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
