just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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