I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
