i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I'm really busy with my period
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