Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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