No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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