Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Naked. naked and bneed help.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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